Anonymous smoke signaled: AD: Strip, skinny.

selancastsvalor:

Wait. Ace? Wh—why do you want me to strip?!

nokmiet:

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nothin says hardboiled like a tipped forward hat and a quaint lil cup of ice water. ‘s got lil flowers on it and everything!!

OH MY GOD YOURE CUTE

DD: That’s enough of the dogs, Slick. Give them to me.

DD: That’s enough of the dogs, Slick. Give them to me.

==>Pitch be Diamonds Droog

pitchimperator:

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You are now Diamonds Droog, and already there is so much work to be done. You begin to wish a certain stabby mob boss could keep his stack of papers as short as his temper. Perhaps some tea will ease the sting of having to sort this out.

==>ASK DIAMONDS DROOG A QUESTION

Go ask him things. >w>

So I’m waiting for class to start when a girl sits down and drops her sunglasses in the process. Now she’s already sat down and her shades are about two feet out of arm’s reach, so she lifts her hand, palm up and shoots an imaginary web at it like spiderman, and makes a “chkchooo” sound. At that moment, someone walks over and picks them up for her. She seemed so pleased with herself that it actually worked. Oh my god.

thedoobiefaerie replied to your post: I wish I liked a fandom that was more …

we still love youuuuu

Bahaha thank you. Much love.

I wish I liked a fandom that was more well-known so I felt like I drew things more people cared about. Maybe one day. But for now it’s looking like I’ll be in the intermission fandom til I die.

jack ass noir

jack ass noir

pitchimperator:

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What am I even doing…


HE USED TO BE
A BIG SHOT.

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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.
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